Surely you always thought: Brainstorm is such a nice and great crew, so why dont they publish a magaZine? So guess what! We finally did it! Maybe you want tell this great news to your mom, so I leave here a little gap, so you can run down and tell her without missing any important part of this wonderful editorial: -GAP-GAP-GAP-
By this magaZine, we try to fulfill our divine commandment to inform you about all the things which happen on the Amiga scene of this our world and this our country (good old Swiss bünzliland). And maybe one night, the holy angel of Brainstorm will appear in the sky and bring you the good news that you are chosen to write articles for our missionary magaZine. But also if this messenger didn't care to confess you, you are hereby exempted from all your sins and invited to send your essais to us. (For the address search this magaZine.) If your articles are worth it, they will be revealed in this very magaZine, and will reach all the believers on the blue planet. Send me any big cash (same address, mark 'for The Accüsed') and I will light a candle and meditate for you. By this serious remote treatment, you can be cured from any problem (too many gurus, sexual failure, no luck with girls, etc.)! Remember, the more cash you send me, the better it will work!
All the best in your shity 'Saturday-Night-In-Front-Of-Your- Computer'-life wishes you the self-proclaimed editor-in-chief, heeeeeere's The Accüsed.
(Sex,Drugs & Rock'n'Roll forever!)
This article originally appeared in the Amiga diskmagazine "Zine #1" by Brainstorm 1989.
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Addresses and other contact information were only valid when this magazine was originally published, in october of 1989.
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