One day Ima go to Detroit to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate, you sonna ma bitch.
Later, I go to eat lunch at Drake Restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I go back to my room ina hotel, and there's no sheet on the bed. I calla the manager ana tella him I wanna sheet. He tella me to go to the toilet, so I say you no understand. I wanna sheet on the bed. So he say you better no sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to check out and the man at the desk say peace to you. I say piss on you, too, you sonna ma bitch.
This article originally appeared in the Amiga diskmagazine "Zine #2" by Brainstorm 1989.
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