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New Beer
by Shakesbeer/Da Boyz


Surprise , surprise ! After some waiting it's finally available in the shops.The "Werner Beer".You can recognize the bottle from a distance. On the green sticker on it you can see Werner opening one of these bottles.And certainly there is a big BOELSTOFF logo. The form reminds a bit of "FLENS BIER" even though the bottle is smaller.And here it starts.The bottle only contains 0,33l of beer.And the price is 1,80 DM ! Ok , ok when you return the bottle you get 0,30 DM back , 'cause the bottle is so designed that it can be used again and again and again.(You know this FUMP opener....it's real fun !) BUT this still leaves 1,50 DM for 0,33l ! You have to pay for the name of this beer as some people do it for their PISS , LA KOZE OR PENNERTONN rubbish.I have to admit that I bought more than one bottle but only because you can use the FUMP opener as a great keyring.But if one looks at it in an objective way : THIS SHIT IS TOO EXPENSIVE !!! By the way it tastes as a mix between pils and alt to me.

This article originally appeared in the Amiga diskmagazine "Zine #4" by Brainstorm 1990.

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001 chromag
Yeah, mindblowing news at that time. Being a beer collector myself, I immediately ran to the shop to taste this. The "fump" experience is probably the best this beer had to offer.
Posted 14/10 2009 - 15:33

002 Serpent
Somehow i think your collection consists of EMPTY bottles.
Posted 14/10 2009 - 16:41

003 chromag
Serpent: You are so right!
Posted 15/10 2009 - 7:22

004 chromag
I'd find it strange somehow if anyone could resist a full bottle of beer
Posted 15/10 2009 - 7:22

005 Serpent
Yes, and beer gets spoiled in no time!
Posted 15/10 2009 - 7:41

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