Priceps of Desaster Area
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Live and die like James Dean. Drive a German car. They go like hell. Free life insurance with every car.
Don't forget: there are so many unemployed doctors, help them and become ill more often. If you think you are healthy, come for a free examination. I bet I'll find at least three illnesses.
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This article originally appeared in the Amiga diskmagazine "Zine #5" by Brainstorm 1990.
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